Bill

‘So what do you want now?’

North

‘Yah know we was talkin’ abart treasure ’untin?’

Bill

‘Yeah, so what?’

North

‘Well ’ow yah feel abart doin’ a bit?’

Bill

‘Your English stinks, Newf. Would you like to speak in English, or at least a version I can understand?’

North

‘Nah, ’ow would yah like to take a peaceful cruise an’ look fer some lost treasure?’

Bill

‘Will anybody be carrying a gun?’

North

‘Nah.’

Bill

‘Is there any likelihood of a ship being hijacked, torpedoed, striking an iceburg, or exploding?’

North

‘Nah don’t be daft Bill.’